Ok I need to get this out of my system before I get into the rhythm of my new poetry class. We are not going to be allowed to write anything but free verse (tear drop). So I decided I needed some straight doctor suess rhymes to make up for the semester of poetry lacking musicality. I came up with this rap. Enjoy (or something).
Don’t ever doubt me
Or my divinity
A star will always shine
Even if you cant see
You think you’re hardcore
I think I’m godcore
Your yelling “please stop”
Im yelling “encore”
You want a Lexus
I want a nexus
Between the universe
And my nerve plexus
You can not stand the pain
It’s driving you insane
I turn it into stairs
To reach a higher plane
We can pretend it’s slang for being crazy or something. But we know the truth. It means you went in a cup of shit. A 3-foot cup of shit. After being shrunk by a ray-gun. A half full cup of shit. (Or half empty.) That's in the corner of Steve's room. So it can be looked at. Or eaten. Your choice. You can do whatever you want with it.
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3 comments:
to me this seems Flight of the Concords status. Its just so rough and silly. Im the hiphophopattamus!
Well whatever your class says you can always post dr seussy poems on the cup =)
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
I could totally hear Jemaine rapping your piece after i read your comment!
hehe, ya Ive been inspired since I watched that episode. like not poem inspired, rap inspired, to rap just some wile out shit. this was my version of that. Of course I see myself as Jermaine and Gary is Bret. I saw the first episode of the season on HBO. It was funny! Those guys man, they have a strange sense of humor.
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