Friday, May 23, 2008

I Give You... The Internet


So here's the internet in Weezer music video form. No really, it's like the entire internet. Well, except for the hatespeech. Enjoy. =)

UPDATE:Well it appears that Weezer or whoever owns them doesn't want people to embed their videos anymore, so here's a link to the vid on youtube.
Weezer - Pork and Beans

Thursday, May 22, 2008

ZOMG WoW Info Dump

Crap your pants people! Looks like the Wrath beta info leaks have leaked quite a bit. Here's a page with waaaaayyyy too many pictures, videos, and info. Not for the feint of heart.


Yup, that's a Tauren death knight.

Found this info from Rock, Paper, Shotgun.

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Gee, it's quiet in here....hmmm, feel kind of like I'm engaging with my own internal dialog. What's that you say? Only crazy people talk to themselves! Well, if I'm crazy then by the transitive property that would make the voice in my head crazy! HAH! Wait, what's that you say? YOu'Ve altEreED the Vector SPAce with which in teh MateMaticaS of me minD WOE#@rks? Se Tranny propTY DO NOT EXITSTS!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA

BBWAHAHAHAHAH~~~!!!

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Cr@zY business cards

Some very cool business card designs...makes you think, after all, I'm sure if someone gave me a business card like half of these I would totally remember them! Especially the crazy cool car one =)









Def, you better get a fuzzy moose head business card now =)

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On a somewhat unrelated note, anyone up for Warcraft tonight or tomorrow? I think Istu is still at 44...I think...bleh, it would be cool to get the whole cup community on warcraft sometime soon if only for shits and giggles.

ps I'd be down for CS source as well =) oh yeah, now that I think about it...I'd almost rather get some headshots in right now!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Bic shaver add taken to exteremes



Ladies, gentlemen, marmots, above you'll see a bic shaver add. Not sure where it comes from. I rather like the lonely, sad, yet content look on this mans oddly shaped face. It turns out a LOT of other people did as well and decided to photoshop this guy's image in all sorts of fascinating and odd ways.

Below are two of my favorites:

Devo


Russia

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Untititled Piece (enjoy!)

I’m back in the white room again. The only sound that can be heard is the ticking of the archaic wooden grandfather clock. The hands tell me its 3:33. I can’t help but wonder if its am or pm. There are no windows so I can’t be sure one way or the other. There is almost nothing in this tiny room. All it contains is one wooden table, one wooden chair, and the clock. There is soft white light that streams into the room from a ceiling lamp. Everything is exactly the way it was the last time I was here. Only this time I’m not dreaming. At least I don’t think that I’m dreaming. These days it can be hard to tell. In my line of work that’s a good thing. When it comes down to it there is very little difference between waking reality and dream reality. Everything that can possibly be experienced in this world can also be experienced in a dream and the experience will be just as vivid and intense as it would be in “real life”. In fact a dream is more real than ordinary reality. The colors are brighter, the fruit is sweeter, the fear of death much more palpable. Dreams bring us to where we don’t dare go in our waking states and for that reason they provide a more accurate depiction of our true selves. In our dreams we can’t ignore the demons that haunt us with simple distractions like drugs, television, or work. Without dreams to help us stay in tune with the Universe there would be no reality to wake up to. That’s what they train us to believe.

It’s true though you know. Even my ancestors believed that mankind received all its greatest innovations through dreams. All I’ve been taught to do is to actively seek out those innovations. I’m a dream stalker. It’s not as malicious as it sounds. I get paid to follow people into their dreams so that I can share the experience with impartial eyes. You see most people remember their dreams the way that they want to. Just like with memory. We tend to highlight what we like and forgot what we don’t. After a while the memory isn’t even accurate yet we cling to our version like religious dogma. As a dream stalker it’s my job to ensure that the individual gets an accurate depiction of what has taken place in the dream reality once the two of us return to a waking state, and yes, I also share that same information with the scientific committee I work for. It’s a perfectly safe and relatively simple process. That’s the first thing they teach us during training. The second thing they teach us is no matter how the experience starts to unfold never have any fear for the subject we are trying to follow. After all we are helping to usher in a new golden era for not just America, but the whole world. Everyone involved in the process knows the risks. That leads me back to the white room again. Even now I know what’s coming. It can’t be stopped. We ensured of that when we created this place. We didn’t want any of us backing out on our promise. I’m ready to see it through to its end, to its beginning rather. I am finally awake.