Thursday, October 23, 2008

Death in Los Angeles (v2)

Death in Los Angeles

Apathy climbing into you
from Skid Row, or Santa Monica,
or CSUN.

It appeals to you, asking
for money, alcohol, beauty,
double barrel shotgun that shoots bullets of love.
Your hand, a whore
or a saint, innocent and devout, blind and bound
the prisoner you know.

That is how death finds you.
It always asks, Are you happy?
Are you empty? Are you ready?

So I feel through the darkness
I kill myself gradually like HIV inside of a fresh host.
Flies all around me
I live with death

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Saving the world, one marmot at a time...



Hehe, if only. Though on a less interesting topic than marmots, here is draft 1 of my statement of purpose. My supervisor seems to think it's good, but I'd still appreciate any input you all have. (in the comments, so it doesn't usurp the entire blog) Now if I could somehow find a marmot conservancy group to do research for for a masters thesis, that would be the funniest thing ever. Hmm...

Furries For Cyrusse

In honor of the Blog's untimely death I've decided to revisit the Furries for Cyrusse component. Perhaps the Blog's life is kind of like a comic book hero where it gets revised multiple times...or perhaps someone casted a res?

Anyway's, just for you Cyrusse, a giant spider eating a bird.



Apparently the spider is a golden Orb Weaver...I once had an Orb weaver spin a web by the porch light at the apartment. I kept hitting it's web and it started creating one just right to the dimensions of my head. It was very big...but apparently as an Orb weaver it just eats insects and isn't too dangerous. They seem to be a garden variety spider...

Now, I see that the guy/girl secretly wanted to kill me. It just wasn't large enough.

That bird is big too...wtf?

What if Super man were in the Dark Knight?

Apparently the movie would have been a LOT shorter =)

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What I find interesting about this commentary is that Lex Luther has no super powers either...

Video made me laugh at work in that way that makes me feel guilty.

Bone Appetite!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

How is you know when times are good?

So much in my life is going so well, can't complain.
And yet, we're at war, in a depression, about to have a monumental election and I don't have a job.
Shit is confusing.
It's at times like these that I rely on the internet to cheer me up and get me through these troubling times.
Here's what I found:

Here's looking to the future. It's going to be freaking awesome!

Monday, October 20, 2008

The diminishing awesomeness of Lime Mate Mist




*if you can't tell from my leet drawing skillz, it's bathroom spray. maybe I should have tried to draw a toilet.
edit: um.. it's a toilet.. I think.

I was just thinking

So I was just thinking, now that the retrograde is over we should all buy new houses, have anonymous sex, propose for marriage (its ok if you already got married its just fun!), sign legally binding contracts, and call up loved ones who live in far away places, all at the same time! It should work out wonderfully without Mercury to fuck things up. Right?