Friday, April 18, 2008
In The Text: There Is No Substitute For Good Manners - Except Fast Reflexes.
Well it's past time for another text post, especially as Lorigga is already more than halfway through the book, if not finished by now. Last post I said I'd talk about Dragaeran Society, but as Lorigga pointed out to me, it's fairly well explained in the book. Instead I will quickly summarize and then give some information about the cycle. There are two main sentient species that inhabit the planet: Dragaerans and Easterners.
Dragaeran Traits:
- 6 to 8 feet in height averaging in at 7 feet
- No facial hair
- Tend to be thin, never fat
- Mostly black or brown hair, blonde is very rare
- Lifespans average 3,000 years
Easterner Traits:
- Pretty much the same as people on Earth
Easterners live in small communities in the the Dragaeran Empire and are called such because most of them live East of the Eastern Mountains. Within the Empire they are second class citizens and are mostly non-existent in the houses.
There are 17 houses each represented by a different animal found on Dragaera. Most houses will have common physical traits between their members and tend to wear clothes colored based on their house. Only two will allow Easterners: Jhereg and Teckla. If an Easterner has sufficient funds they can buy a title in the Jhereg. If an Easterner swears fealty to the Lord of a region of land, they can become a Teckla, the only house with non-noble status that makes up 90% of the Empire's population.
From the Lyorn Records:
The Great Cycle is perhaps the most fundamental law of nature on Dragaera. It is said that the Cycle has always existed on Dragaera (even before the arrival of the Jenoine) and even the gods are subject to its influence. The position (or Reign) of the Cycle determines which House can claim the throne and the Orb. A House's position on the cycle also affects how well fate favors each house. This is somewhat similar to the phases of the moon--a House whose position is rising in the Cycle, such as the Dragon, is gaining favor, while the Athyra whose Reign has passed "recently" will continue to lose favor until the next Vallista Reign, when it will start to rise again. At the time of Dzur, it is the Reign of a reborn Phoenix (Zerika the Fourth). The time a cycle takes to complete depends on the length of each Reign. A Reign may be as short as 289 years, or as long as 4,913 years. It may be possible for several different emperors of a given house to rule during a single Reign, but once a Reign ends, leadership of The Empire passes to a new House.Thus, a single Cycle could be as short as 4,913 years, or as long as 83,521 years. Seventeen Cycles make up a Great Cycle. The Empire being well over 200,000 years old, we are now just barely into the second Great Cycle. The Cycle is not just a mental construct but is an actual item located near the Halls of Judgment in the Paths of the Dead. It is a massive stone wheel, mounted on the side of a great wall. According to Dragaerans who are authorities on the subject, this artifact is not simply a manifestation or symbol of the cycle--this massive stone wheel actually is the cycle in every important respect. It is said that if someone were able to physically turn the stone wheel, then the cycle itself would, in fact, change. Given the mass of the cycle, this does not seem likely. It should be noted that the cycle apparently rotates in a counter-clockwise direction.
Phoenix sinks into decay,
Haughty dragon yearns to slay.
Lyorn growls and lowers horn,
Tiassa dreams and plots are born.
Hawk looks down from lofty flight,
Dzur stalks and blends with night.
Issola strikes from courtly bow,
Tsalmoth maintains though none knows how.
Vallista rends and then rebuilds,
Jhereg feeds on others' kills.
Quiet iorich won't forget,
Sly chreotha weaves his net.
Yendi coils and strikes, unseen,
Orca circles, hard and lean.
Frightened teckla hides in grass,
Jhegaala shifts as moments pass.
Athyra rules minds' interplay,
Phoenix rise from ashes, gray.
Google Calendar
Hey all, was poking around google calendar cause I wanted to send it to my boss and I found a neat feature that allows you to embed calendars in html. Thought it was pretty cool. The main drawback is that there's some aspects of the calendar that you just can't get rid of or change, but it still has some customization options. At the very least I thought it'd make a neat post.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Scary Furry thing of the day
ME!!!
hahaha, I kid...Boo!
It would seem some odd Big Bird looking remains washed ashore somewhere in Eastern Russia. Now, this could be a hoax, but it might now be a hoax. You decide!
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It would seem the page I linked to is no longer showing images...interesting. I'll leave the post up for now and hopefully fill it up with content later. So sorry to get you guys all excited and stuff. C@ck ring anyone?
hahaha, I kid...Boo!
It would seem some odd Big Bird looking remains washed ashore somewhere in Eastern Russia. Now, this could be a hoax, but it might now be a hoax. You decide!
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It would seem the page I linked to is no longer showing images...interesting. I'll leave the post up for now and hopefully fill it up with content later. So sorry to get you guys all excited and stuff. C@ck ring anyone?
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
RIP David S.
David S. was a complicated man. He joined the cup community with a pang of uncertainty wrapped around his throat. He grew up poor and lonely. After years of questioning his utter lack of motivation in life he found a soul mate who would bear a child for him. Life, unfortunately, merely gave David a few years of utter happiness only to force him back into the depths of loneliness. His little girl was taken from him and his wife was so heartbroken that their marriage soon crumbled. Thats when he found comfort in our little blog. While lurking within the confines of our cup sanctuary, David was afforded the opportunity to have new life. He was welcomed with wide arms and accepted as "One of Us" for a time. But soon the cup community would find out he worked for a malicious entity known as SPLOG!
According to the this site, Splogs are spam blogs which try to acquire page rankings on Google by stealing content, adding comments, and god knows what else.
So sorry David, it's been real...I've learned a lot from you, but we just have to cut the chord here. I wish you luck on your adventures in Google land and hope that you don't post a new comment in which you reveal you're an actual person. I'd be quite embarrassed. But for some reason, I doubt that will happen...
NOTE: I refrain from using the full name to avoid adding any page hits to whatever that splog thing is...
According to the this site, Splogs are spam blogs which try to acquire page rankings on Google by stealing content, adding comments, and god knows what else.
So sorry David, it's been real...I've learned a lot from you, but we just have to cut the chord here. I wish you luck on your adventures in Google land and hope that you don't post a new comment in which you reveal you're an actual person. I'd be quite embarrassed. But for some reason, I doubt that will happen...
NOTE: I refrain from using the full name to avoid adding any page hits to whatever that splog thing is...
Cute furry thing of the day =)
Today's cute furry thing is the wombat, fellow Australian marsupial to our good friend the platypus. Wombats are burrowing, primarily nocturnal herbivores and like to feed on grasses, roots and bark, yum yum. They live in south-eastern Australia and Tasmania. When not burrowing or hiding out from dingos and Tasmanian devils, they apparently enjoy sleeping in beanies. Apparently they have been known to bite and scratch, but I'd still probably try to pet one.
Holy crap it's almost over...
Well hello there everyone... It's been a while.
I know I've been missing from all of your lives for the better part of a quarter of a year now (for better or worse) and it's about to come to an end. As of this friday I'll be done with the Campaign! Wahoo...
I honestly don't know what I'll be doing (kiteboarding) but there will be time to spare and I'd like to keep a little busy. Who knows I might even get a job again...
Tonight was the first night in a while where I was home before 3... and we actually have a script for friday now, after 4 complete rewrites. So now all I have to do is memorize it and perform it... sigh...
But on happier notes... I am so ready for the great outdoors, new camera, glass in the mail, going to get new shoes this weekend ... to break in all next week... and hopefully I'll have clean clothes again so I'll stop smelling so bad.
Anyways happy times are near and I'm excited... so here are two links I found on gizmodo that may just cheer you up if you're not ready for today to be wednesday just yet.
iron-man-trailer-to-be-extended-into-full-feature-sources-say
mario-theme-played-with-rc-car-and-wine-bottles
Also, scream the marmots, Adv 129'll steal your soul faster than any land mammal ever could
I know I've been missing from all of your lives for the better part of a quarter of a year now (for better or worse) and it's about to come to an end. As of this friday I'll be done with the Campaign! Wahoo...
I honestly don't know what I'll be doing (kiteboarding) but there will be time to spare and I'd like to keep a little busy. Who knows I might even get a job again...
Tonight was the first night in a while where I was home before 3... and we actually have a script for friday now, after 4 complete rewrites. So now all I have to do is memorize it and perform it... sigh...
But on happier notes... I am so ready for the great outdoors, new camera, glass in the mail, going to get new shoes this weekend ... to break in all next week... and hopefully I'll have clean clothes again so I'll stop smelling so bad.
Anyways happy times are near and I'm excited... so here are two links I found on gizmodo that may just cheer you up if you're not ready for today to be wednesday just yet.
iron-man-trailer-to-be-extended-into-full-feature-sources-say
mario-theme-played-with-rc-car-and-wine-bottles
Also, scream the marmots, Adv 129'll steal your soul faster than any land mammal ever could
Monday, April 14, 2008
Anime Night: Shakugan no Shana Movie
159 Mulfordis the place to be if you want to see the Shakugan no Shana Movie. It's a classic tale of a flame-sword wielding girl and her pet mistes. You know what I'm talking about! Well maybe you don't. It's hard to explain. Anyways this movie is a retelling of the first season of the Shakugan no Shana TV series, which I watched and enjoyed. It wasn't the best show, but from what I've heard/read the movie fixed that. For those not in attendance BT files courtesy of animesuki.com.
Helpful terms below from the CAL Animage Alpha site (there will be a test):
Power of Existence (Sonzai no Chikara): Pretty much exactly what it sounds like, the energy that allows everything to remain in existence.
Torch: A temporary replacement for a human whose existence has been depleted or erased, they fade away after a time, they think and act as if they were the one they are replacing though they are not. Their job is to lessen the shock of the disappearance of people from existence.
Treasure Tool: A special item that often gives it's owner some sort of special ability, sometimes even an unrestriced method.
Mistes: A special kind of torch that contains a treasure tool (though they may or may not be aware of it). Mistes are often hunted by those who want their treasure tools.
Flame Haze: a servant contracted to a Lord of the Crimson realm whose job is to maintain the balance of the world usually by hunting Denizens of the Crimson realm who consume too much power of existence.
Chain lightning
Storm + Mountain + Big Ass Laser = Chain lightning... almost...
Someone decided it would be a good idea to fire a five terawatt laser at thunderstorm looking clouds, in an attempt to trigger lightning. I guess the idea is that we would be able to get the clouds to release some of their electrical energy in a somewhat controlled fashion to prevent nature from zapping us all willy nilly. So far they haven't gotten actual lightning out of it, just patches of increased electrical activity in the clouds.
I just hope they don't get it near Blackelk. We all know what happens with him and chain lightning.
Someone decided it would be a good idea to fire a five terawatt laser at thunderstorm looking clouds, in an attempt to trigger lightning. I guess the idea is that we would be able to get the clouds to release some of their electrical energy in a somewhat controlled fashion to prevent nature from zapping us all willy nilly. So far they haven't gotten actual lightning out of it, just patches of increased electrical activity in the clouds.
I just hope they don't get it near Blackelk. We all know what happens with him and chain lightning.
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