Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device

If only we all had boyfriends who loved us enough to make us cool ass video game gun replicas. Found at Kotaku. There's more pictures there to see the lights at different angles.

In WoW news, Blackelk appears to be in a state of limbo. He is no longer on the Ghostlands realm, but has not yet made it back to Uther. I expect he'll be back in action in the next day or so with stories of his terrible experience with his gold stealing captors and heroic rescue by slow Blizzard employees. When asked to comment on this ordeal Blackelk responded "Them gold bastards is fast. Real fast. They had a sack over me 'ead and bundled me off faster than you could say Durotar. Not like them Blizzard bastards. They is slower to respond than FEMA. I was nekked on Ghostlands realm for days with no water nor a friend in the world." Our hearts go out to Blackelk in these trying times and we ask Blizzard to bring our orc home!

4 comments:

Black Crow said...

hilarious! such a funny analogy. Thanks so much for checking up on Blackelk for me. I think it about fairly often. I have so much to say, I think its email time.

The portal gun is nuts. I dont think I want a boyfriend just so he can make me cool shit, unless he doesnt want to ever touch me physically, than he can say hes my boyfriend, but he has to make me cool shit and teach me how to use it.

Lorigga said...

I'm not sure how, but yet again, oddly appropriate...

I'm just imagining the WoW hackers as the midget. Except for that last part where the midget takes the big guy down...just the swing dancing on steroids...

But then again, perhaps Blackelk ultimately feels like the midget...

Black Crow said...

ok, imagining poor blackelk as the midget is too funny and a little sad, even though the midget technically wins right? just the way he gets tossed around....poor blackelk/midget

defmoose said...

"unless he doesnt want to ever touch me physically"
^LMFAO!!!!!

That tiny luchador had some of the craziest balance I have ever seen! Especially that last move where he went from flying through the air upside down to standing up where the other guy had been! Freaking ridiculous! I think Blackelk is the luchador who defeats the gargantuan gold stealing industry using his ultra shammy abilities hehe.