Showing posts with label Mr. Watanabe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mr. Watanabe. Show all posts

Monday, August 25, 2008

Mr. Watanabe's biggest adventure yet!



Mr. Watanabe is undergoing his biggest adventure yet. The adventure started on a surprise voyage to Los Angeles, where Mr. Watanabe underwent an extremely dangerous mission involving late night doughnuts and somersaults with a very dangerous operative codenamed "Schrodinger's Girl." He barely survived the mission...

Soon after Mr. Watanabe found himself in a casino hotel relaying secret messages to the operative known as "Schrodinger's Girl." "Schrodinger's Girl" proceeded to pose an enticing offer, one which he could not refuse...regardless of the danger.

He continued to exchange secret messages with "Schrodinger's Girl" up until the day of the mission...

That's where his greatest adventure begins. After a long day in the field, "Schrodinger's Girl" proceeded to offer Mr. Watanabe a Cosmic Heart. At that point he realized he was about to embark on his greatest mission. He would choose to guard that cosmic heart to his fullest abilities for as long as he was given the honor to do so...

Through the rest of the weekend Mr.Watanabe found himself changing his world, battling spirits, and painting with Frida Kahlo. All with the help of his new (and best) partner in crime, "Schrodinger's Girl."

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Illicit Meeting Sparks Controversy. Marmots Involved.


It's clear now that we've passed through the looking glass. This past weekend the paparazzi have finally gotten hard evidence against Ta-Da! Magazine. Seen here in this un-doctored photograph is Mr. Watanabe himself meeting with the Great Paladini in Yosemite National Park. The Great Paladini has come up in our investigation before, but was of unknown importance until now. As proven by a recent scientific poll on a reputable website, The Great Paladini is a contributing writer for Ta-da! Magazine. As a writer and also a soulless puppet of the Marmots he has slowly been spreading pro-Marmot propaganda. It's believed now that the local blogger Cyrusse's recent post on Wombats was really part of the pro-marmot agenda aimed at acclimating people to things that are "cute" and "furry" before the marmots make their move to overthrow humans as the dominant species of earth. With this and other information we can stop the marmot threat and takedown their spearhead Mr. Watanabe. Trust no one.

Possible Mr. Watanabe Sighting
Have You Seen this Man? PART 2
he strikes again beware
update sighting

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

I'm alive!

Just want people to know that Mr.Watanabe is alive and well. He is currently compiling a new "a day in the life" segment to bring people to speed...although to be honest, so many things keep happening that he's a little overwhelmed...

a small taste:

"While Mr.Watanabe battled the old psychic woman to preserve his purity, the phone rang...."

and later...

"After braving the harsh winter winds of snow mountain, Mr.Watanabe decided to shoot some craps..."

oh yeah, it's that good. And he's got plenty of international crime lined up for this weekend and weekends to come.

Hope everyone is doing good...now back to fighting penguins!

Monday, January 14, 2008

A day in the life...[part 1]

Ahhh, the life of Mr.Watanabe is amazing indeed.

You see, since spending January 1st in deep contemplation of the state of his life and the ramifications of past decisions, Mr.Watanabe decided he was ready to become an adult.

Perhaps it was the rhythmic rolling up and down of the window, or maybe the consistent meditative action of scraping the inside of the door. In an almost Mr. Miyagi inspired moment of perception Mr. Watanabe found himself at a new crossroads in his life.

It was that day, at that very place, where Mr.Watanabe's dear old Cat-friend who went by the name Tiger to the human sphere, would contemplate lifes existence as expressed through the subtle patterns of ants trekking across cracks in the pavement, where Mr. Watanabe knew on a deep internal level that things had to change.

The following day, Mr.Watanabe sent messages out to friends past whom he could arrange to catch up with over the course of the next couple of months. He also picked up the latest issue of Details magazine (for Mr.Watanabe decided that in order to maintain his life of International crime, green striped shirts and badly fitted jean shorts would no longer do) and started throwing books out of the bookshelves. He would put the intent to the universe that things were in for a change. He would move the TV and refrain from hurting his soul with bad habits.

To Mr.Watanabe's surprise, the first person to respond to his calls for attention (he wanted to make up for not keeping in touch with old friends...) was the least likely. And while no conclusions can be drawn nor would Mr.Watanabe like to, the very simple fact that this individual was the first to get his message and request to meet in person fueled him to propel forward with his attempts at massive internal change.

Mr. Watanabe would take a break from his life of crime and attempt to pay close attention to what the universe was telling him, it's response to his calls for change. Over the course of the next few weeks he would come to understand that life has a very specific plan for him over the next couple of years. To fight it would be to inflict emotional pain, he had and still has no choice on the matter. He always understood this at an abstract level, but never before was he able to see the details, the seemingly subtle signs that these events are in progression...

Motivation in hand and time to spare Mr. Watanabe would embark on many adventures, some solo, some with friends. He would start by finding wisdom in places, running with kites, being lead to a long lost home away from home. He would venture across the Universe and slay Plutonic Dragons with friends. He would embark on a quest for fashionable pants and make a great pilgrimage to the upper echelons of men's fashion only to be turned away and while wondering the city streets he would find himself flirting with a gay man and chilling with the Dalai Lama...

Mr.Watanabe knew it that day, on January 1st, that this was necessary. This was good. He also knows these events were seeded long ago...He makes it a point to make no guesses about the future, he avoids taking all the magical signs and experiences as an indication of "things better to come" but instead as beautiful and perfect experiences within themselves. As he set himself up for these moments in life he knows he's setting himself up for future moments in life.

In order to parse all the happening in his life Mr.Watanabe decided perhaps he would start putting some to text...He's not sure where to go with it, but feels for the time being it will be nice...criminals have hearts too...sometimes...

[This is quite cryptic...but not so much. Crow, I'll be giving you a call very soon. Perhaps tonight to discuss all this in more detail...it's been crazy man, just ask What, I know he was tripped out the day we voyaged across the universe. And about the gay guy, my first thought of SF is always the time Crow and I got hit on after new years, so when this happened I decided I would react differently and avoid making this guy feel embarrassed (he was sweet...what can I say...), beside, it was interesting to observe how subtle changes in body language can evoke very strong responses...if only I had the hots for dudes...I'd so be there.]