It's clear now that we've passed through the looking glass. This past weekend the paparazzi have finally gotten hard evidence against Ta-Da! Magazine. Seen here in this un-doctored photograph is Mr. Watanabe himself meeting with the Great Paladini in Yosemite National Park. The Great Paladini has come up in our investigation before, but was of unknown importance until now. As proven by a recent scientific poll on a reputable website, The Great Paladini is a contributing writer for Ta-da! Magazine. As a writer and also a soulless puppet of the Marmots he has slowly been spreading pro-Marmot propaganda. It's believed now that the local blogger Cyrusse's recent post on Wombats was really part of the pro-marmot agenda aimed at acclimating people to things that are "cute" and "furry" before the marmots make their move to overthrow humans as the dominant species of earth. With this and other information we can stop the marmot threat and takedown their spearhead Mr. Watanabe. Trust no one.
Possible Mr. Watanabe Sighting
Have You Seen this Man? PART 2
he strikes again beware
update sighting
