Monday, October 20, 2008

I was just thinking

So I was just thinking, now that the retrograde is over we should all buy new houses, have anonymous sex, propose for marriage (its ok if you already got married its just fun!), sign legally binding contracts, and call up loved ones who live in far away places, all at the same time! It should work out wonderfully without Mercury to fuck things up. Right?

4 comments:

Cyrusse said...

Wooo! Don't forget to stop random strangers on the street and try to explain your life story to them. hehe

Lorigga said...

Sounds great! Except for the other 8 (well, according to scientists, 7) planets that exist for the sole purpose of screwing things up =)

Make sure to sign those contracts in blood! But not your own.

Are you proposing marriage to the person you're having anonymous sex with? As much as I want to give you a call this week, I just don't know how I'd feel being put on speaker phone to hear you proposing to an anonymous stranger your having sex with while signing a contract and negotiating a mortgage for a house...

props for breaking the stereotype that men aren't good multitaskers though!

Hope the power supply stuff went well =)

Spontaneous what said...

The only problem i see is that if you propose marriage to an anonymous sex partner don't you eventually have to find out their name... ya know when you're signing the papers in their blood or something?

Other than that i think it's a great idea

Party time!

Black Crow said...

about the other 8 planets, dont they ever take a day off? I mean cmon....planets need a holiday too. Now if they all just took a day off at the same time for 24 hours wed be completely uninfluenced by their sway, who knows what would happen!! It could be fun, I say we start a cosmic petition.