Across teh Nets

While banging my head in frustration at my current endeavors at work I came across some interesting discoveries Across teh Nets:

On safari in the humid desserts of boingboing.net I was shocked to uncover a long lost band of tribesmen rocking out to the "Biggie Hendrix Experience." Unfortunately due to the un-healthy amount of caffeinated tea I drank to deal with my annoying guide who for some reason thought it was okay to piss on my luggage, I couldn't hear the tunes (In all honesty my work computer doesn't have sound yet...it's a linux thing. We're too cool for sound.)

After promising to marry the tribe chief's daughter, a promise to be kept for a couple of weeks, the eldest of the tribesmen proceeded to uncover a working movie theater! AHA! Wait...how the hell do they get electricity? That's when I noticed the albino killer whale off in the distance creating water currents and generating electricity for the tribe to rock out AND watch movies!

Wait, what movie are they playing? "The Waldo Ultimatum"? WTF?! Where do they find this crap.

After a couple of minutes into the video I realized the promise of the daughter was just a ploy. They wanted to feed me to the albino killer whale god...crap...time to jump start my Vadermobile and make for the hills...or ocean...or Japan...who the hell knows?