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Showing posts with label across teh nets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label across teh nets. Show all posts
Monday, June 8, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
RunPee!
Ron found this earlier on Lifehacker, and I thought it was quality enough for blog type sharing. First of all, these guys get points for the term "runpee" for what you do during lulls in a three hour movie after drinking a $5 large soda. Second, it actually looks useful.
Runpee.com is an online database of pee break intervals in movies that are currently playing. They also give you summaries (initially scrambled up as nonsense to avoid unwanted spoilers) of what you'll miss if you choose that moment to pee. I know for a fact that I would not have survived Return of the King if it hadn't gliched right in the middle and created an unintended intermission, so this seems like a good alternative to just not drinking anything before or during a movie.
airconditioned dark
nothing is happening now
time for a runpee
(I searched for images of "fountain drink" and this came up. Awesome. hehe)
Runpee.com is an online database of pee break intervals in movies that are currently playing. They also give you summaries (initially scrambled up as nonsense to avoid unwanted spoilers) of what you'll miss if you choose that moment to pee. I know for a fact that I would not have survived Return of the King if it hadn't gliched right in the middle and created an unintended intermission, so this seems like a good alternative to just not drinking anything before or during a movie.airconditioned dark
nothing is happening now
time for a runpee
(I searched for images of "fountain drink" and this came up. Awesome. hehe)
Friday, March 7, 2008
Across teh Nets
While banging my head in frustration at my current endeavors at work I came across some interesting discoveries Across teh Nets:
On safari in the humid desserts of boingboing.net I was shocked to uncover a long lost band of tribesmen rocking out to the "Biggie Hendrix Experience." Unfortunately due to the un-healthy amount of caffeinated tea I drank to deal with my annoying guide who for some reason thought it was okay to piss on my luggage, I couldn't hear the tunes (In all honesty my work computer doesn't have sound yet...it's a linux thing. We're too cool for sound.)
After promising to marry the tribe chief's daughter, a promise to be kept for a couple of weeks, the eldest of the tribesmen proceeded to uncover a working movie theater! AHA! Wait...how the hell do they get electricity? That's when I noticed the albino killer whale off in the distance creating water currents and generating electricity for the tribe to rock out AND watch movies!
Wait, what movie are they playing? "The Waldo Ultimatum"? WTF?! Where do they find this crap.
After a couple of minutes into the video I realized the promise of the daughter was just a ploy. They wanted to feed me to the albino killer whale god...crap...time to jump start my Vadermobile and make for the hills...or ocean...or Japan...who the hell knows?
On safari in the humid desserts of boingboing.net I was shocked to uncover a long lost band of tribesmen rocking out to the "Biggie Hendrix Experience." Unfortunately due to the un-healthy amount of caffeinated tea I drank to deal with my annoying guide who for some reason thought it was okay to piss on my luggage, I couldn't hear the tunes (In all honesty my work computer doesn't have sound yet...it's a linux thing. We're too cool for sound.)
After promising to marry the tribe chief's daughter, a promise to be kept for a couple of weeks, the eldest of the tribesmen proceeded to uncover a working movie theater! AHA! Wait...how the hell do they get electricity? That's when I noticed the albino killer whale off in the distance creating water currents and generating electricity for the tribe to rock out AND watch movies!
Wait, what movie are they playing? "The Waldo Ultimatum"? WTF?! Where do they find this crap.
After a couple of minutes into the video I realized the promise of the daughter was just a ploy. They wanted to feed me to the albino killer whale god...crap...time to jump start my Vadermobile and make for the hills...or ocean...or Japan...who the hell knows?
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