Dear "Quy Morgenstern," "mansour Hennis," "shao sabapathi," and about five million other randomly generated spam machines who send out emails titled "Pick up more chicks now" that begin "I was always embarrassed by my undersized manhood, but now there is a python in my pants..."
1) I have no manhood, not even undersized
2) I prefer it that way
3) where the crap did you get my email address from?
4) why can't I get rid of you?
5) is this really an effective advertisement scheme / method of spreading computer viruses?
(seriously, I think most people with penises get less of these emails than I do, waste of valuable kilobytes guys)
6) does anyone really need a 16 inch schlong?
/sigh
ps - "briana," I'm sure you're a pretty, lonely Russian girl who is waiting just for me, but yeah... don't really care... and I don't really want to see your pictures... probably bears in them or something scary...
Can anyone tell I'm tired of spam?
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I guarantee you that those of us that have penis' get plenty of these emails, I doubt very much you got more. Still, seems like a waist of their spam time, but thats the whole thing with spamming, just spam everyone always and hope that like 2 ppl actually buy the product. The thing is, Ive been to porn sites, and as a kid in high school, I placed my email address in the wrong hands. For the last 6 years I havent put my email on anything accept Amazon, Ebay, etc.
Long story short, I figured they harrassed me because when I was a kid I was foolish with my email, why the fuck are they bothering you?
yeah... I really don't know why they're going after me. unless warcraft sold my email address. I don't think I've used this one for anything else.
Welcome to the storm guys.
You see, spam doesn't work the way it used to. Much of the spam we get these days come from "bot-nets" which are self-propagating malicious software whose sole purpose is to get information from your system AND utilize any emails it can get it's dirty dirty hands on.
Sadly, once these things get going, they take on a life of their own. The simple fact that SOME people fall for this crap opens EVERYONE else up to getting hit by spam.
There was a day when spam came from big lists...but by now, those lists have been copied, probed, propagated, abused, and not even necessary...so sad...
What I HATE THE MOST is when I get spam from my own email address! WTF!
Is spam a blessing?
Spam from your own email address? That's a definite WTF! And no, I don't think I consider spam a blessing.
spam pie?
Dude can you spam yourself? What the hell man Im laughing right now and it hurts because Im sick.
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