I have no pen15...

Dear "Quy Morgenstern," "mansour Hennis," "shao sabapathi," and about five million other randomly generated spam machines who send out emails titled "Pick up more chicks now" that begin "I was always embarrassed by my undersized manhood, but now there is a python in my pants..."

1) I have no manhood, not even undersized
2) I prefer it that way
3) where the crap did you get my email address from?
4) why can't I get rid of you?
5) is this really an effective advertisement scheme / method of spreading computer viruses?
(seriously, I think most people with penises get less of these emails than I do, waste of valuable kilobytes guys)
6) does anyone really need a 16 inch schlong?

/sigh

ps - "briana," I'm sure you're a pretty, lonely Russian girl who is waiting just for me, but yeah... don't really care... and I don't really want to see your pictures... probably bears in them or something scary...


Can anyone tell I'm tired of spam?