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We can pretend it’s slang for being crazy or something. But we know the truth. It means you went in a cup of shit. A 3-foot cup of shit. After being shrunk by a ray-gun. A half full cup of shit. (Or half empty.) That's in the corner of Steve's room. So it can be looked at. Or eaten. Your choice. You can do whatever you want with it.
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Hot damn ehh. Thats vocabulary expressing joy if I ever saw any. Haha. Now your vagueness leaves all of us to wonder....getting messaged by big burley Hawaiian men? Cyber Strip Club in Vegas where you get to be the stripper!, pound of weed found under neath some dirty rags on the street? No matter what glad it went well.
I'm with Steve. You have our attention, now finish the post. We're waiting you bastard.
I see no need to finish no nothing.
Good times where had by all. A little mystery won't kill ya
/slap Dan.
/slap Dan again.
/slap Dan hard.
/poke Dan with stick.
/slap Dan again.
/poke Dan with stick.
/poke Dan again.
/worry Dan might be dead.
/slap Dan again.
/walk away quickly.
If you think he's dead, that's when you poke him with a stick. Geez... don't you know anything?
My theory is that he successfully trained an army of snow ferrets (ermine or something) in armed combat so he is now impervious to marmot attacks.
Perhaps he struck a deal with the Great Marmot Lord behind your back? Perhaps he tracked down Mr Watanabe and then blackmailed him for millions so as to not reveal his secret hideout? Or perhaps he found a cheeto in the crack of his couch?
Personally I think the cheeto most likely. I'm gonna go with that.
cheetos are good some times.
I deny any and all accusations of bribery... and cheetos. First of all I'm beginning training to combat the great marmot hordes soon so I can stand up to these strong arm tactics used by some to coerce others into obeying. Second I'm more of a gold fish man... I thought you people knew me... tisk tisk
yeah and seriously
Slap / check for death / poke
Then maybe a kick or a sniff but you don't slap dead people thats just mean
Mr.Watanabe takes no bribes. The marmots were watching What the whole time. Unfortunately, due to the extermely graphic nature of What's actions on said night, many marmots found no reason to live and promptly commited suicide.
All Mr.Watnabe's cohort's know comes from the lone survivor, a marmot by the code name "Chester," who's last intelligable words were, "squeeek squeee..."
Which translates, roughly, into "eating shi...." perhaps we'll never know.
/slap what
thats for Chester you monster..
LMFAO! you guys. =D
Haha who do we root for? Chester the noble soldier or What the opposer of the oppressing marmot faction?
Free pizza over on my side!
Also I just realized that I really don't have rafters anymore... awww guess I have to find something else to shout things from
Marmots don't oppress, they just sort of take away your freedom and dignity and rule the world a little bit. Totally different. And they're cute and furry! =)
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