Step Two: You Put Your Junk In That Box

Stay with it until the end it's hilarious. The only warning I'll give you is that its SNL and it's an Orange Threat.

Would you like pubes with that?

Where to begin...fortunately, this post has nothing to do with any experinces I've had, well, that I'm sharing =)




I wish I could just invent some funny story to tie into this. But I just can't. So here it goes:

Some guy contacted Dell for help repairing his NEW laptop. In the process, due to advice by the dell technician, the guy's OLD laptop got fried.

After an hour, he convinces Dell to send him a replacement for his hold laptop. It comes. He opens it, notices scratches and immediately becomes worried. He opens it and notices hair all over the keyboard. Wait? Not just any hair, but pubic hair! The article has a picture towards the end...I just couldn't post that pic. It was wrong.

Link

You'd think Dell thought the guy wanted to establish a psionic(sp?) connection with the previous owner. ;)

Wait, what's this Lorigga! You sick sick man, are you also linking to a reverse teabagging!!!

Just thank me for not including any pictures in this one...click at your own risk.

I also declare this post a solid Orange Threat.

Revisit: teabagging yourself

It was once asked on this blog, "Can you teabag yourself?" I couldn't help but notice the rhetorical nature of this inquiry and proceeded to explain that, yes indeed, you can.

Well I now have proof, proof which doesn't involve degrading myself or my shitty Cannon Powershot which would probably die at the very thought of snapping a photo of me in such an awful pose.

One of my favorite humor blogs is the Failblog. Think LOLcats meets those demotivator posters.

Here's the proof, ala' failblog.(orange threat)

And on a somewhat very unrelated note, here's an open letter to internet porn. Ripped right off of craigslist's "best-of" section, a section which features the best postings from all over craigslist. Apparently this one comes from their open rants and raves section.

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UPDATE

I was mistaken. After extensively reviewing the image I concluded that the man in question IS NOT TEABAGGING HIMSElF! But is being teabagged by his opponent. What's worse? I don't know...I just don't know...

I'll leave the post up, misinformed and all because it's just the right thing to do.

Now my Cannon Powershot cowers in the corner...