Sarah Palin = Bush with Lipstick

Her insane gibberish non-answers could only rival our current President for lack of intelligible content. Apparently she's coming to CA to promote her good ol values and tell people to support Prop 4 and Prop 8. I'm sure we all remember our favorite abortion related Prop that we've seen twice before and rejected twice before. And who could forget the attempt to undo same-sex marriage in the ongoing battle of Brad Pitt vs Utah Mormons. With McCain looking more and more like a propped up corpse paying for $5k+ makoevers to hide things like his drooping left eye, the thought of her being president makes me want to beat my head against a wall. So if anyone can think of a good 50 character message to have displayed over her event, pop over to Courage Campaign and make the suggestion. It might be flown back and forth over the event and the Los Angeles area. (DEADLINE for submissions: 9 p.m. Wednesday)

Iran Backpedaling Ho!

So you guys know Iran has nuclear weapons right? You didn't? Oh. Well then you guys know that Iran is making nuclear weapons right? You didn't know that either huh? Well did you guys know that Iran has the desire to build nuclear weapons in the future? No again? Well did you guys know that Iran has seen nuclear weapons in movies right? Cause that last one is true...... i think.....