I Give You... The Internet

So here's the internet in Weezer music video form. No really, it's like the entire internet. Well, except for the hatespeech. Enjoy. =)

UPDATE:Well it appears that Weezer or whoever owns them doesn't want people to embed their videos anymore, so here's a link to the vid on youtube.
Weezer - Pork and Beans

ZOMG WoW Info Dump

Crap your pants people! Looks like the Wrath beta info leaks have leaked quite a bit. Here's a page with waaaaayyyy too many pictures, videos, and info. Not for the feint of heart.


Yup, that's a Tauren death knight.

Found this info from Rock, Paper, Shotgun.

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Gee, it's quiet in here....hmmm, feel kind of like I'm engaging with my own internal dialog. What's that you say? Only crazy people talk to themselves! Well, if I'm crazy then by the transitive property that would make the voice in my head crazy! HAH! Wait, what's that you say? YOu'Ve altEreED the Vector SPAce with which in teh MateMaticaS of me minD WOE#@rks? Se Tranny propTY DO NOT EXITSTS!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA

BBWAHAHAHAHAH~~~!!!

Cr@zY business cards

Some very cool business card designs...makes you think, after all, I'm sure if someone gave me a business card like half of these I would totally remember them! Especially the crazy cool car one =)









Def, you better get a fuzzy moose head business card now =)

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On a somewhat unrelated note, anyone up for Warcraft tonight or tomorrow? I think Istu is still at 44...I think...bleh, it would be cool to get the whole cup community on warcraft sometime soon if only for shits and giggles.

ps I'd be down for CS source as well =) oh yeah, now that I think about it...I'd almost rather get some headshots in right now!

Bic shaver add taken to exteremes

Ladies, gentlemen, marmots, above you'll see a bic shaver add. Not sure where it comes from. I rather like the lonely, sad, yet content look on this mans oddly shaped face. It turns out a LOT of other people did as well and decided to photoshop this guy's image in all sorts of fascinating and odd ways.

Below are two of my favorites:

Devo


Russia

Untititled Piece (enjoy!)

I’m back in the white room again. The only sound that can be heard is the ticking of the archaic wooden grandfather clock. The hands tell me its 3:33. I can’t help but wonder if its am or pm. There are no windows so I can’t be sure one way or the other. There is almost nothing in this tiny room. All it contains is one wooden table, one wooden chair, and the clock. There is soft white light that streams into the room from a ceiling lamp. Everything is exactly the way it was the last time I was here. Only this time I’m not dreaming. At least I don’t think that I’m dreaming. These days it can be hard to tell. In my line of work that’s a good thing. When it comes down to it there is very little difference between waking reality and dream reality. Everything that can possibly be experienced in this world can also be experienced in a dream and the experience will be just as vivid and intense as it would be in “real life”. In fact a dream is more real than ordinary reality. The colors are brighter, the fruit is sweeter, the fear of death much more palpable. Dreams bring us to where we don’t dare go in our waking states and for that reason they provide a more accurate depiction of our true selves. In our dreams we can’t ignore the demons that haunt us with simple distractions like drugs, television, or work. Without dreams to help us stay in tune with the Universe there would be no reality to wake up to. That’s what they train us to believe.

It’s true though you know. Even my ancestors believed that mankind received all its greatest innovations through dreams. All I’ve been taught to do is to actively seek out those innovations. I’m a dream stalker. It’s not as malicious as it sounds. I get paid to follow people into their dreams so that I can share the experience with impartial eyes. You see most people remember their dreams the way that they want to. Just like with memory. We tend to highlight what we like and forgot what we don’t. After a while the memory isn’t even accurate yet we cling to our version like religious dogma. As a dream stalker it’s my job to ensure that the individual gets an accurate depiction of what has taken place in the dream reality once the two of us return to a waking state, and yes, I also share that same information with the scientific committee I work for. It’s a perfectly safe and relatively simple process. That’s the first thing they teach us during training. The second thing they teach us is no matter how the experience starts to unfold never have any fear for the subject we are trying to follow. After all we are helping to usher in a new golden era for not just America, but the whole world. Everyone involved in the process knows the risks. That leads me back to the white room again. Even now I know what’s coming. It can’t be stopped. We ensured of that when we created this place. We didn’t want any of us backing out on our promise. I’m ready to see it through to its end, to its beginning rather. I am finally awake.

Friend Codes! Fun! Yay!

So I thought I'd get the ball rolling with this post for an exchange of codes. DS codes to follow shortly. Here we go...

Wii Console Number
3685 4917 2023 2674

Smash Bros. Brawl
2320 5822 6198

Battalion Wars Wii
219 184 809 406


UPDATE: Here's all the ds codes as well. I'll post new/future ones to the comments.

Mario Kart DS
266426 381755

Advance Wars Days of Ruin
287889 724985

Sonic Rush Adventure
365193 889247

Rune Factory
2921 9925 7849

Pokemon Pearl
0774 0734 4848

Animal Crossing
1375 8043 6015

Zelda Phantom Hourglass
2191 6499 8502

Metroid Prime Hunters
5026 5265 6525

Tetris DS
309457 767984

The Laws of Anime Physics

#12 - Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#37 - Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.

First Corollary (a.k.a. The Hammer Rule)
The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#45 - Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

Check out the full list here.

I'm trippin balls!

Hey guys, I'm totally tripping balls.

Let me explain.

Last week, my knee started feeling wonky, I know it's from the heavy working out I did the week before. I think I reached that point where working out became more of an escape for a week than simply for exercise. Then, this last weekend my knee really didn't like me helping my sis move. Compound that to the fact that I partied HARD friday and saturday...well, monday I woke up with a sore throat.

What's interesting is that last week, when my knee was kind of so-so, I instinctual knew my body was asking for a break. I didn't listen. Now with my throat, well I know for a fact it wants a break. I also know, if I were to continue pushing myself, my body would find another way to tell me to chill the fuck out.

So now I've popped two day quills and am getting ready to enjoy the show =) Dayquil is my favorite part about soar throats...well, runny nose/soar throats.

On an unrelated note I have an interesting experience I wanted to share and get people opinions on.

Last night I went to sleep close to 2:00am. I started dreaming I was at a little gathering, like a little party. I don't remember much, but at one point I find myself sitting on a couch while all these people are looking for their shoes. Soon they realize I'm sitting on their shoes and they start to confront me. One person in particular starts grabbing the shoes from under me (I'm sitting on them and didn't feel it) while shaking me.

This is where I wake up only to still feel like I'm being shaken. The best way to describe what I see is a vaporous form hovering over me. This could have easily been some weird neurological disconnect. My hearing was also affected, the noises I heard reminded me of poltergeist type movies where a voice is trying to speak from beyond. Making high to low fluctuations that are essentially inaudible. My voice was also kind of stuttering. It felt like those times when you wake up and your mind is completely active but your body is in-responsive. I had to mentally fight for control of my body...


Like I said, easily, this could have been some weird neurological disconnect to which I'd be somewhat worried if it happens again. But those weren't my thoughts during the incident. My first thoughts were that this was a consciousness. I got the distinct feeling of aggression from it. I honestly felt as though I was being assaulted. I had the chills for a long time after the incident. Funny enough though, I wasn't scared. I was more like WTF. And was just happy that I'm spiritually grounded enough to know if it is an entity, it poses no threat to me.

I had a lot of odd dreams after that as well. I can't recall them...but that experience is now deeply embedded in my mind.

So what do you all think? Any of you had similar experiences?

And in the Darkness Bind Them

So here is a pic of Syd's ring in case anyone is still in doubt... Lorigga... hehe =D
We picked it up on Saturday when we were in Santa Rosa. The style is called mokume and it makes for a neat effect. I might get one in a similar style, but we'll see. I'm picky =P

To my mother (spiritual version)

I wrote this poem for my mom to give her today on mothers day. I changed the last line for her version though so that it was more about her and less about God (is that even possible?). I liked the original version though because it seemed a bit cryptic. Definitely cup material. What do yall think? I just really want to know....do you understand it?

Mother means much more to me
Than just the one word can convey
It was you who helped me see
Because of you I learned to pray
Now as a man I believe
Gods love revealed to me each day
Through all your kindness Christ remains

As a child it was not clear
If we were ever truly free
Taught to me by many seers
Your mother holds your destiny
In her all God’s truth appears
His plan for us so plain to see
Without you there was never me

That reminds me of today
The reason why we all are here
I lack the words I need to say
In my heart you are still most dear
It will always be that way
Where I am you are always near
That is why Jesus did not fear