Democratic Primary is Over

Just watched this vid a little bit ago from Crooks and Liars. It's Obama's speech from last night, the last night of the Democratic Primary for this coming election. After our discussion over Skype, watching this, and Hillary's speech from last night, I cant help but wonder if they are actually going to run together. A good portion of his speech is praise for Hillary and a sureness of her involvement in the years to come. It seemed as though he was prepping his supporters to accept her. Hillary's speech did not mention throwing in the towel, despite the fact that numerically she can no longer win the nomination. She simply thanks her supporters and makes no mention of what's to come. Both campaigns have broken records for fund raising and getting people involved in voting and it's not even the general election. If they combined the momentum of their campaigns in terms of people involvement and fund raising, I'd be pretty surprised if they wouldn't completely steamroll McCain at the polls in November. On the flip side, I don't think that Obama would need Hillary to clinch a victory in November. Perhaps he will choose Edwards as his running mate, but I think there's a strong likeliness that the two former foes will join forces. Time will tell.

Old Post Recap: And You Didn't Even Know Moose Could Type

Hey all just wanted to make a post with links back to some of my older posts that are still potentially relevant. Handy in case anyone missed em too. I also needed a reason to post this moose safety ad. =D
I will now take you back to the future!

Friend Codes! Fun! Yay!
In The Text: There is no substitute for good manners-except fast reflexes.
Illicit Meeting Sparks Controversy. Marmots Involved.
In The Text: I Trained Him. He Bit Me.
What is this picture? Is this a man or a woman? It's Final Fantasy!
Yes, I Would Insert My Floppy...
Kung Fu Love

A rant (inspired by alcohol)

Something new

A fresh breath of air to cool and calm the soul

How many times have I gazed into the clear blue sky and thought about the past?

Not today, not right now, no expectation

See the sky with virgin eyes

Feel the sun enter into my being as if I were being touched for the very first time

That first spark of light and life that ushered in this entire experience was the last time I felt this way

Something new

This time it will all be different

Take control and change the future to match the initial intent

Love

Love is real again

I don’t know what the future will be

I don’t want to know

I live for this moment that never ends

Eternity in a grain of sand

This moment is always new and always true

Forever

Isn’t that what love really is in the end?

It’s a simple desire to stay in this moment forever, no matter what it takes

His love for us will always self perpetuate and it flows on through all the cosmos through all infinity and beyond

Something new

In order for this to occur there must always be something new occurring

Otherwise what’s the point?

In this moment in time I am nameless, ageless, raceless, and faceless but I am therefore you are therefore I love you because in you I am

Love

It will never end it will never cease because that’s the way we created it

An idea is real if you believe in it enough

Majority rules

Positive polarity remains the majority in this Kingdom and for them I do support and endorse

Democrats and Republicans are neither negative nor positive on their own. It is the people that support them, that dream them into existence, that choose which direction they will push for. Dream the dream of positive polarity and the future will follow suit. Majority rules

We have ruled forever and will rule forever and our base of support is not limited to any nationality, race, creed, or galaxy. Fore our platform is simply Love. We have a very simple foreign policy. It goes as such: Lets share what we got and build rather than fuck each other over for a profit because we know that stealing from our neighbors is the same thing as stealing from ourselves. Its been working out quite nicely for us thus far. In fact business is booming. Numbers have never been better. We don’t build our treasures in a physical plane so we have absolutely no loss of value when material bodies shift and cease to be. We haven’t lost a single individual yet that couldn’t be found and when all is said and done everyone agrees that our leaders should be reelected for second terms. If they want to they can run for eternity, the vote will likely be the same every time. So what changes than one might ask? How does this cosmic process evolve? Simple. The private interests groups change their interests, and the leaders follow suit by appeasing the voters in all of their various explorations into experience.

Its always Love though. That’s the party platform. We are called the Children. Because any who supports our cause becomes giddy and light and free as a result. We promise only one thing.

Every day will be something new.

Wont you join us? Havent you already signed on? It doesn’t matter if you changed residence a few trillion times, we have you in our books from the last few hundred eons of Universal rebirth. Come back to the Children party we promise to always keep things moving!

How much of what I just wrote is fiction and non fiction? Is there any difference in the end/beginning?

And you didn't even know bears could type...

No real relation between the two...but who cares ehh?
Maybe I'll add other crap that tickles my fancy today.

yeah, I said "tickles my fancy." I didn't make a dirty comment and I know you know I want to =)

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This was pretty funny, for me anyways, reminds me of Monty Python:
Once Jesus got famous, he changed...
It's a video but I didn't want to take up cup real estate (insert jock strap joke).

It's Business Time!

Alright so I avoided it as long as I could, but since even Crooks and Liars are apparently fans of it, I finally watched some. I give you Flight of the Conchords' "Business Time". Enjoy.

UPDATE: It's official this one is my favorite putting the above in second place. Too many mutha uckas Uckin' with my shi-

Finals are over

No spiffy image included. I tried to get a picture of a salmon jumping out of an upstream river but for some reason the image didnt like photobucket. Im way too tired to give a shit! Its Wii time! Its Bible time! Its time for everything but school. Im so happy! Im sure that I passed both of my classes and it feels good. I promise to catch up on any friend duties that have fallen by the way side. Jhereg will be devoured like cocaine off of a stripers ass on a Tuesday night in Hollywood! Friend codes will be posted like envelopes to the President from mourning mothers of fallen Iraq soldiers! Games will be played like weak school boys with crushes on the popular cheer leader! In other words Im going do everything and do it with a passion! Sorry for being like Jack in the Shining for a few weeks but as fellow students all cup members no wsup! I love yall. Random I know, but true nonetheless and considering how happy I am to be finally done I dont really give a fuck who it offends. Peace and Love eternal especially to all Haters, because they need it the most! As for me, its fucking Eden right here, right now, a Sam Adams in my left hand and a bowl in my right, new NIN album thumping on my stereo and a new blog post opened before me that doesnt have to be short and to the point. I got all fucking night people. Its good to be back.

FINISH HIM!

So this is what you get when Shao Khan is a pervert.... Scorpion is hotter anyways! (via Kotaku)

You know it's bad when...

Your fantasies become sentient because the nature of the fantasy is so irrational in the first place.



Sigh....

Extreme Duck is here to save the day! Or at least your motor...

It's Extreme Duck! He's extreme, he's a duck, he'll uhhh... keep your motor from rusting in nitric acid! Yay! This might qualify as one of those things that's only funny at work, but I think it's pretty cool.
Courtesy of Leeson Motors trying to be cool hehe.

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