Monday, November 12, 2007

We never imply ownership of a dildo

My computer at work is making the scariest noise I've ever heard and our computer tech guy decided to take today off, so sadly, I've been forced to come home. It's tragic. It's bad when your computer makes a loud humming, buzzing, rasping noise constantly and starts vibrating, right? So yeah, Fight Club taught me that bombs vibrate and I was afraid it was going to explode, and the lab safety policy says that I have the right and responsibility to remove myself from a work situation that I think is unsafe. So really, I'm not slacking off, I'm being a good employee. I swear.

3 comments:

Lorigga said...

Wow, that sequence of events seems to have created the perfect storm for not working!!!

So your computer at work as a dildo bomb inside it? And because you fear it will go off any moment you've consulted your safety manual and decided to stay home.

Does the manual directly address dildo bombs?

I'm at a loss for words here...I'm pretty sure a dildo bomb isn't good for your computer..at least I know that...

Black Crow said...

Id be concerned if I was you. There is only one way to diffuse bomb dildos and I dont think you really want to know what it is. Hope your tech guy is professional otherwise its going to get ugly.

Lorigga said...

Lube?