New Scientist considers the implications of the Earth being hollow, which are apparently really bad. I mostly just liked that quote, but the article is kind of a fun nerd-out.
We can pretend it’s slang for being crazy or something. But we know the truth. It means you went in a cup of shit. A 3-foot cup of shit. After being shrunk by a ray-gun. A half full cup of shit. (Or half empty.) That's in the corner of Steve's room. So it can be looked at. Or eaten. Your choice. You can do whatever you want with it.
2 comments:
Hey no cheating. Thats not cool. Your going to end spreading more anti alien propaganda. Besides if aliens were coming for souls why would they want Dan's? Unless they need to learn how to pirate some space age video game, than Id say they picked the right guy.
wow, so here's what we have going on:
swiss loving, cup worshiping turtles
evil, teleporting, fan destroying dildos
and
alien marmots seeking to obtain Dan's soul for the sole purpose of pirating XBOX360 games...
man, thats all just too twisted...
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