Thursday, November 15, 2007
Have you seen this man?
Have you seen this man? Wanted Dead or Alive. Last seen in the 510 area but we are expecting him to resurface near L.A. Hes currently using the alias Okabatu but he has also gone under the title Thops, Lorigga, and Mr. Watanabe. He is very cunning. He may even have under gone plastic surgery to disguise himself. It is said that these days instead of a Mexican he now appears to be Caucasian due to skin bleaching. He may or not be armed with a baseball bat or a labtop set to self destruct if anyone else tries to log onto it. It is said that he may be tied to the Japanese but its much more probable that hes working for the marmots. If you have any information that may lead to his capture please forward to Blackcrow immediately. He can not be trusted. He is a bot. You know what I mean. Here is the last photo taken of him while he was supposedly on vacation in Africa.
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HAHAHA, thats pretty funny. I love the Japanese and marmot gang.
And the African vacation!!!
We need pictures and a follow up!
=)
I've seen that man! The other day I was having lunch and he was sitting right across from me! When I saw this post I nearly shit my pants! He could have sent the marmot yakuza after me with a snap of his fingers! I was defenseless! Well, I guess I could have thrown my chicken sandwich at the marmots and ran, but then they would have just jumped in spaceships and given chase anyways. We all know what happened to Dan's soul. *shudder*
Yakuza marmots. Now that's scary. Especially if they threaten you in French-trying-to-be-Japanese accents.
what the hell? where does the french accent come from? yakuza speak french?
if you only knew the horror that is red steel's "voice acting". and i use that term loosely. They got a bunch of french guys trying to speak english with a japanese accent. worst. idea. ever. makes you want to jam pens in your ears and slam your head against a brick wall its so bad.
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