Tuesday, November 13, 2007
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We can pretend it’s slang for being crazy or something. But we know the truth. It means you went in a cup of shit. A 3-foot cup of shit. After being shrunk by a ray-gun. A half full cup of shit. (Or half empty.) That's in the corner of Steve's room. So it can be looked at. Or eaten. Your choice. You can do whatever you want with it.
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I really don't like the idea of a swarm of those being anywhere near me. But now do you see why I hate cauliflower? It's the favorite food of the Speckled California Man-eating Vegetarian Marmot. I think they like carrots too...
Wow, you guys just made me bust out laughing here at work with the boss right behind me.
I hope you're proud...
I can't even finish reading the above comment because I fear I'll be on the floor in seconds, thus giving away my "I'm working, see the code to the left of my screen..." cover.
You know what, screw you guys, I can't even look at the blog without laughing!!!
I wanted to post something and you've made that impossible!
Crap.. now I'm laughing at my own marmot..
HAHAAHA, sweet revenge...
I hope that dildo in you computer explodes soon...that would be icing on the cake...
shhh.. the dildo is watching. It's behaving now and I don't want to upset it.
OMG I can't write this kind of stuff at work..
wow, you're a slave to the dildo in your computer.
what did the IT guys say?
pfft, I'm not going to tell him there's a dildo in the computer (no offense to the dildo, but really...). He just thinks a fan is broken.
i call shenanigans!
conspiracy, they know to control the dildo is to control you.
I thought ownership wasn't supposed to be implied in this case (syd's work dildo). Also you people are sick for looking at this stuff at work. I just do it from school so I'm pretty much in the clear
Also how the hell is "dan's soul" already a tag with two articles? whats up with that?
I don't see anyone else's soul up for probing... man
Stupid soul always getting into trouble
I don't know Dan...
It's your soul...
Id be afraid if I were you Dan. That marmot does not seem like its playing or acting. Its serious. It has a job to do and if you allow it, it will come and rob you of your soul. Time to find out how to ward off marmots.
As for the rest of you. Yall read this at work! You all are crazy and whatever happens as a result in the cup takes no responsibility for.
An update on the computer dildo:
The tech guy was back yesterday and he opened up my computer.. and no dildo. Just a broken fan. So my theory is that the dildo broke the fan and then teleported out. Evil...
wow, it teleports now...
I need time to register this...
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