Wednesday, April 16, 2008

RIP David S.

David S. was a complicated man. He joined the cup community with a pang of uncertainty wrapped around his throat. He grew up poor and lonely. After years of questioning his utter lack of motivation in life he found a soul mate who would bear a child for him. Life, unfortunately, merely gave David a few years of utter happiness only to force him back into the depths of loneliness. His little girl was taken from him and his wife was so heartbroken that their marriage soon crumbled. Thats when he found comfort in our little blog. While lurking within the confines of our cup sanctuary, David was afforded the opportunity to have new life. He was welcomed with wide arms and accepted as "One of Us" for a time. But soon the cup community would find out he worked for a malicious entity known as SPLOG!

According to the this site, Splogs are spam blogs which try to acquire page rankings on Google by stealing content, adding comments, and god knows what else.

So sorry David, it's been real...I've learned a lot from you, but we just have to cut the chord here. I wish you luck on your adventures in Google land and hope that you don't post a new comment in which you reveal you're an actual person. I'd be quite embarrassed. But for some reason, I doubt that will happen...

NOTE: I refrain from using the full name to avoid adding any page hits to whatever that splog thing is...

7 comments:

Black Crow said...

lmao. is it that this one guy can no longer post to us or did you do something more "permanent"? do I have to be an alibi now?

Cyrusse said...

Wow, "splog" is such a great word. It sounds like some super villain, Dark Lord Splog hehe.

Lorigga said...

I just took it upon myself to delete his comment. We'll see if he shows up again, if so, we'll have to use a Morganti blade...do they make those for spam? Man, that would be awesome...

Cyrusse said...

If they don't make a Morganti blade for spam, they totally should. I'm not entirely sure spam has a soul, but you know, just in case...

I'd also recommend dissolving him with elder sorcery, but I don't think I've got the genes or soul-genes to do it. I'd give it a try, but I'd probably just end up farting, and I'm at work, so that would be kind of bad.

Lorigga said...

Yeah, Ron and I should totally get that girl from the YMCA to do "work" for us and fart in DS's general direction. I think it'll be a combination mind-probe, sorcery, morganti blade...wait, I think she had Great Weapon! Shit...

defmoose said...

you guys are crazy!

morganti spammer hit! lmao! =D

Black Crow said...

that girl could be the ultimate terrorist weapon.